I somehow have this image of a sofa covered in a deer hide with antlers for cupholders.
But when he turned the card over, I was really impressed.
Actually, I'm pretty glad to know that there's somebody fairly close that does water well (I'm wondering what other kind there is--not a lot of oil in north Mississippi.) repair. When you need to have somebody fix your wellhead, they can't be close enough. I imagine this guy probably can do all sorts of other things, too, which is pretty admirable. When you live in the country, database management is not the most useful talent to have.